Wednesday, November 21, 2012

I have this cat.....

that likes to lie on his back. Like, all the time. When we first got him 6 years ago, he had this chronic diarrhea thing going on and I thought he just laid on his back because his tummy felt better.

 I was wrong.

It had nothing to do with his stomach.

He just likes being upside down. He does it all the time but it's like clockwork if the dogs go out. Here comes Mojo.....on his back in the middle of the living room once we close the back door after letting the dogs out. Now don't get me wrong, it's not only when the dogs are outside. It's usually ALL the time. It's freaky. Picture an obese long haired orange cat upside down in the middle of the room in every room that you have. And he doesn't move. You can step right over him without him freaking out. The dogs don't even notice him anymore, that's how much of a staple he is lying there. We're all used to it!
So there he is with his big gut all spread out like a squished pumpkin laying in the middle of the road.
I told you all already.....I have some freaky ass animals.....So if you stop by, please ignore the McDonald's straws on the floor (cat toys), the excessive squeaky dawg toys, and the orange cat that thinks he's directing traffic using his body.

Ignore Ignore Ignore!

Otherwise............ you aint gettin' in.

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