Thursday, December 25, 2014

Merry Christmas (belated) (and somewhat hawaiian)



You can tell they all truly enjoy singing, and he knows it. Every one of them bring it, which infects the others.


I've been playing a lot of pogo lately. It's a pretty fun site for games with a fee of about $40.00 per year. I don't pay for extra gems or tokens. I have my mini, and a little over 2,000,000 tokens, and 370 gems.

Smeezy compared to others on pogo.

Yikes. <<<<I wanted to say 'Fu-u-u-u-c-k' there, but held back.


Ava and Stark burp out loud like pirates. Never had a dog do that before in my whole life. Was hilarious the first couple years. Now the fartin' has overtaken. I get woke up in the middle of the night when one of them farts. It's wakes me up! First I dream of my nostrils starting on fire.....than I wake up and realize it's a dawg fart! I'm being gassed out! The dreams associated with these farts are really nightmares! It's never good! I'm serious. I dream of noxious gases, then I wake up and one of them is laying right next to the couch and they've farted and the smell is atrocious! OMG! I need a bambulance! SOMEONE CALL 911!

 The funny thing is, is that when it wakes me up, they know they did it and proceed to look somewhat contrite.

Picture this.

You're sleeping. Pretty good too, mind you.


A dream starts. Fire. Burning buildings. Stuck in a Funhouse with poop smell enveloping you. Stranded amidst a field of burning tires. Your eyes water. Your nose falls off. Your eyes water more. You get the idea.

You wake up.

Dog.

Is under you. On the floor. Sleeping soundly.

Dog hears you wake up.

You look at dog like, "Jesus fucking Christ!!!!?"

Dog's head lifts. Eyes lock. Dog gives that "look at me, I'm adorable, and I'd never do this to 'hurt you' look",

 "plus..... you gave me beans."

I did not! I gave you ham! That's it! Daddy gave you chicken strips and Beer Nuts. Don't even go there.

Dogs! Can live with them and can't live without them.

The other night I was watching a Seinfeld episode where George gets grapefruit juice in his eye and then his eye wouldn't stop winking. I decided a grapefruit sounded good so I get one from the fridge.
I was peeling it and it squirted right in my eye. Ironic. I even wear glasses.
 Did you know that Jason Alexander didn't wear glasses but when he tried out for the part of George he brought a pair, and it worked!

For Christmas dinner I cooked a bone in ham. They are sooo much better than spiral, more moist. It's the bone, The bone! I tell ya!! Red beans and rice (NO! I didn't give any to the dogs!), small round white potatoes with garlic and parsley, green bean casserole with mushrooms and Hawaiian rolls.











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