Freaking hilarious

This is so funny that I came out of hiding. I laugh so hard that I can't breathe and get tears in my eyes. It's way too funny to not post it.

O.M.G.

So, I email an ebay seller thru ebay messages this question:

Hi, is it possible to get the unstretched bust measurement from armpit seam to armpit seam, please? Thank you for your time and trouble.


 She listed a top that I was interested in but didn't provide the measurements, so I wanted to see if it would fit me.


This is the response I received:

Hi, This is not stretchy material ...its 100% polyester. Thanks, Kimmy

 

 

WTF?!

 

I thought my question was relatively easy to understand. I ask for unstretched because I had a seller once only give me the stretched measurement.  (yeah I could go on and on about non-intelligent ebay sellers, but that will be for another day)

I don't wear clothing tight and stretched.

 

So I responded:               and the bust measurement is..........................

 

I'll give her kudos for responding again: I will get the measurement as soon as I can get it pulled. Thanks. Kimmy

 

So in other words, I will never receive the measurement. I've heard this so many times. LOL Just as well. I wouldn't buy from her now if she paid me to take the item because there will surely be something wrong with the top, like a ripped seam, or stain.

 

I'll happily give my money to someone else. Very happily. LOL

8 hours later: Just received a response.

Hi, B=42". See atrached pic of bust measuere. Thank, Kimmy


(sigh)

 

 

 

 

 

Wow, what's it been

months? Year? Been a while.

Don't get your hopes up, I'm not feeling very writey.

During cancer treatment some things stuck with me in a bad way, but others didn't get bad at all.


I play a game on my iphone called Word Seek. I found it when I was staying at the Hope Lodge. The music it plays brings up bad memories of the ill feeling, the mucus in my mouth, brushing my teeth every 20 minutes, losing a portion of my hair, the infections, the loss of taste, and the losing control of my life,  but I still play. LOL

When I would get my radiation treatments, I'd hear Kings of Leon. And it was always the exact same songs every time. Even with that, there are no memories with their music that bring back anything bad. Not like Word Seek. Isn't that weird? I find that weird. It's probably because their music is the greatest. Sub-par word to describe it, but it fits.


Found out Sunday my SIL loves Kings of Leon too. Makes life extra super special when someone 'gets' what you get.


Know what I think is funny? Cats named Betty. So far I've heard of two. My sister's cat and a co-worker's daughter's. OMG what's the correct punctuation for that sentence? Christ I about had a coronary typing that last part out.

I love dreams.

No I'm not on opioids. LOL Sounds like it though, doesn't it? ;)

Sia -----Bird Set Free

This is probably the most mesmerizing dance and song video I have EVER seen in my life. I just wish I could find someone else who finds it the same. Sia's birthday is the same as mine-December 18th.  

Watch this. It's incredible.

The dancer is Ricky Ubeda. Winner of So You Think You Can Dance. Rightfully so.

Roux-B Caliente!!

I got my car!! I picked her up Tuesday the 16th.

She's freaking gorgeous. Fast!! She's lighter than my 2013 by 200 lbs. She goes from 0-60 in 6 seconds and boy is she throaty sounding! Sounds like a muscle car. LOL

She's the only one in Des Moines with the Brembo brake package. She has Bluetooth etc. LOVE IT!! She seems to shift more smoothly than the 2013.
The first day I went to work I couldn't get her into reverse. I had to have Jeff get out of bed to show me. Since she is a 6 speed, the reverse is right by 1st gear, instead of being under 5th. Have to push down on the stick slightly to move it into reverse. Easy smeasy. Must be a safety feature so people aren't shifting into reverse at stop lights and stuff.
 She's HAWT!

I haven't used my stomach feeding tube for 9 days now. Today will be day 10. Yay! Food is starting to really taste a whole lot better although some still suck like spaghetti sauce. I can eat chocolate in small quantities. Egg salad on Pringles, and refried bean pizza are soooo good. LOL I've lost 70 lbs and am a size 8 now. Not for long!! Ha!! Having a blast buying cute clothes. Although I think I had cute clothes when I was size 18, my clothes now just lay better and I look better. I never had a problem being a big girl. I have the body type that carries weight well, and I always weigh more than people think I do. It's the way I am shaped I think. Or big bones. That's what my mom always said. LOL

I still have some edema in my face and am seeing a therapist for that. I massage my face and push the water under my skin to different channels to flow down my neck. It works! If I don't do it every day it gets tight and hurts. It's tight when I wake up.

I bought the Star Wars complete saga and am going to have a Star Wars watching marathon all by my lonesome. Jeff really isn't into Star Wars and has never even seen the first one from 1977!
I KNOW, RIGHT!?!

I had a major crush on Mark Hamil way back then and saw Star Wars in the theater three times, twice by myself. I was so bold back then, I'd never got to a theater alone now. I'd drag someone along with me. Or bribe them. heehee

I have a bunch of wreaths to make too. July 4th, Hawkeyes, beach, Autumn.....it's so good to be back to normal.

Beachy Wreath and one for the hell of it and Roux-B

Never made a beach themed wreath before. I'm making two and this is the first one. It's huge. Turned out rather nice. The second one will be smaller and more rustic. I'm making them for my boss. He was good to me during cancer treatment. Too good. I will never be able to repay him for what he did.

 

 

The above one just made for the fun of it. I'll see if I can sell it to someone at work.

 

 

Oh and guess what. I'm trading in Loo-Cee for a 2016 Miata. It's cherry red and a Club so it has the bose stereo. Going tomorrow to haggle. I hope it's still there after work!

  Gonna name her Roux-B.

 

 

 



Good people get rewarded

One of the gals at work really went above and beyond while I was going through my cancer treatment. Good books, funny books, gifts, cards,  the whole gamut. So I made her this wreath in appreciation. Hope she likes it. She chose the colors sage, purple and yellow. I added the red because I found the perfect little sign for the middle of it and the sign had a red flower too.

She loved it and sent me a pic of it above her fireplace. I'm so glad.

 

 

 

I found the PERFECT place in our home for the wreath you made for me.  Beautiful there and the perfect size and scale!  And without measuring.  Amazing!!!

 

I am so grateful and humbled that you shared your talent with me.  It so makes me smile J !