Sunday, October 6, 2013

Well. let's see......

What's new!!!!!!!

Tuesday I am a lucky gal that gets to have that dreaded probe up the nether region. So starting at 5PM tonight I am on a liquid diet. THANK GOD Bud Lite falls into that category!! Woohoo!!! I've had it done before back in 2008 so it's no big deal but I'm HUNGEE! Bah!
They also plan to scope down my throat. Sweet! Since about February I've needed to take Prilosec everyday. So they want to see if there is any damage. Sigh. Getting old sucks. But only in a health way. Otherwise I don't mind looking older, I like the experiences that have made me more intelligent and I love the money we're making.

Update 10-7-13: I CANCELED MY APPOINTMENT. IT WAS GOING TO COST ME $1,900 OUT OF POCKET. UH...NO.

I'm letting my hair grow out. Gonna ditch the blonde and go au natural. NO SHIT!  Not sure I will be able to handle the growth once it gets to a certain length so thinking about cutting it short and leaving some blonde tips, then finally allowing it to grow long again after all the blonde is gone. The growth right now is little over an inch. I'm pretty gray, maybe 40% on the top and 20% in the back.
I just keep thinking that I'll never have to dye it again and..... when the wind blows my hair is all the same color. That's what's keeping me sane during this. My sister has short cropped hair. I just hope I don't look like a dike. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I'm not one. Unless Drew Barrymore hits on me, then I'd have to re-think that.....LOL

Here's my sister. Doesn't her husband look like mine!!?? Bald with the goatee thang going on?!Plus our two brothers are bald. We lubs bald men!!  I don't want hair THAT short but that's where I'm leaning. Her hair's darker than mine too, by about 2 full shades. I'm more of a mousey brown while she is a dark brown. I want to spike mine up and have the back and sides about 3-4 inches long too.

I haven't reviewed a bpal for a while.


Malediction.

Is that an oxymoron?

And what the eff does it mean?

From dictionary.com:

mal·e·dic·tion
[mal-i-dik-shuhn]  
noun
1. a curse; imprecation.
2. the utterance of a curse.
3. slander.

Origin:
1400–50; late Middle English malediccion  < Latin maledictiōn-  (stem of maledictiō ) slander ( Late Latin:  curse). See male-, diction


mal·e·dic·tive, mal·e·dic·to·ry [mal-i-dik-tuh-ree] Show IPA , adjective
un·mal·e·dic·tive, adjective
un·mal·e·dic·to·ry, adjective


1. damning, execration.


1. benediction. tion


Oh.
That.
Fitting, considering the oil is decadant and dark looking. yay!!

Some kettle cooked potato chips sound good about now.


<SLAP!>

Bah!

In the vial. Ohhhhh.......so thick and dark and luxuriant. Bout time I had a dark blind pick. Gak! Gak! Gak!! HEAVEN! Blessed patchouli, with really nothing else!! Crazy woody, hippie oil. Black green. Pungent. Warped. Unbalanced people wear this. As it dries it gets greener. More astringent. Why do I love this so? I'm a Wind Song girl!!! Jeff will hate it (don't care LOL).

Here's a New Orleans web cam that Jeff left on on one of our internet tabs. He checks it all the time. Greatest city on earth.

http://www.earthcam.com/usa/louisiana/neworleans/bourbonstreet/?cam=catsmeow2

I'm so glad this man loves NO like I do. No wonder we're so perfect for each other.

Malediction is dark and foreboding. Like a secret you never want released. That dark side of your nature that you can't let anybody see. It's wicked. Out for blood. It strikes when you're looking. It attacks. You can't hide. You can't escape. It takes you down into it's cellar of Hell.

Fucking awesome oil.

I love it.

What's in it? Evil incarnate. Revel in your dark side with this romantically cruel scent. Contains red patchouli and vetivert.

OMG I almost said vetivert because it has that sunflower seed smell. I nailed this one. (patting self on back). I did NOT read the scent description before smelling it. I never do with blind picks.
This is a 24 foot round pool filled with this winner.

Aaaaaaaooooooooochhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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