Freaking hilarious

This is so funny that I came out of hiding. I laugh so hard that I can't breathe and get tears in my eyes. It's way too funny to not post it.

O.M.G.

So, I email an ebay seller thru ebay messages this question:

Hi, is it possible to get the unstretched bust measurement from armpit seam to armpit seam, please? Thank you for your time and trouble.


 She listed a top that I was interested in but didn't provide the measurements, so I wanted to see if it would fit me.


This is the response I received:

Hi, This is not stretchy material ...its 100% polyester. Thanks, Kimmy

 

 

WTF?!

 

I thought my question was relatively easy to understand. I ask for unstretched because I had a seller once only give me the stretched measurement.  (yeah I could go on and on about non-intelligent ebay sellers, but that will be for another day)

I don't wear clothing tight and stretched.

 

So I responded:               and the bust measurement is..........................

 

I'll give her kudos for responding again: I will get the measurement as soon as I can get it pulled. Thanks. Kimmy

 

So in other words, I will never receive the measurement. I've heard this so many times. LOL Just as well. I wouldn't buy from her now if she paid me to take the item because there will surely be something wrong with the top, like a ripped seam, or stain.

 

I'll happily give my money to someone else. Very happily. LOL

8 hours later: Just received a response.

Hi, B=42". See atrached pic of bust measuere. Thank, Kimmy


(sigh)